Many thanks to the cheeky lass that has developed the perfect home for a blog of my quality and station.
Now I shall inject that grey, oozy organ between your ears with my warm pearls of wisdom – Read this fine treatise on the benefits of coffee enemas.
February 14, 2008 at 3:28 pm
I have a friend who does it twice a year to prevent colon cancer, which happened to many of her relatives from her dad’s side. When I first heard it, I thought she was joking and asked if cappuccino would work and if she take cream or sugar. (sorry! couldn’t resist.)
Note that they are all pianists. Maybe it is the long hours of sitting on the bench practicing and the lack of exercise.
February 14, 2008 at 5:37 pm
I really wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time, find the person who first thought shoving coffee up your ass is good for a healthy lifestyle and hit him over the head with a shovel. Is that person maybe sitting in his mansion with millions of dollars thinking about all those people self enema-ing and laughing maniacally to himself? This has to be the most pervertedly evil of all the alternative medicine movements. It’s horrible thinking about people avoiding medicine in favor of this treatment… and at the same time I find myself disturbingly amused.
February 15, 2008 at 9:34 pm
A pal of mine says Janet Jackson swears by this,
If a member of the Jackson family vouches for this, who are we mere mortals to say otherwise ?
February 16, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Crap + Coffee = win?
February 17, 2008 at 10:55 am
I love the tags listed above: coffee, enema, oozy, organ. Sounds like a good night in the Dutch red light district, if you ask me.
February 18, 2008 at 1:59 am
Coffee in the ass? Wrong hole dumb ass, it goes in the other side.
February 18, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Many people try this technique and have miserable results. The mistake they are making is just taking off-the-shelf Folgers coffee and expecting it to work. You need coffee that is 100% organic and also blessed by a Rabbi, otherwise you’re just wasting your time.
February 20, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Would coffee pods work?
February 25, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Anyone else reminded of that clip from Austin Power?
C’mon you know the one I mean.
March 29, 2008 at 6:21 pm
I know where these anally oriented coffee-lovers got their knowledge. From UFO-abductees that learnt this from their captors’ (the mighty benevolent Woowoos from planet Crap) anal probing. Sorry, I have to go!
April 12, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Note that the site insists that, when brewing the coffee, one must use organic, bleach-free coffee filters. Because it matters so much that you not flush toxins up your intestines.