My Cup Doth Runneth Over
By Dr. Phil Theelier, Q.D.
Eureka! and congratulations are in order, as I have discovered a new panacea, as I am busily crafting my latest treatise, I have temporarily entitled it ‘One Girl, One Cup’. Catchy title, dont you think?
Tags: Cup, Girl, Pain, Panacea, Useless
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February 25, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Ooh. Back Hickies! I can think of a lot more fun way to get those.
February 25, 2008 at 8:30 pm
I see what you did there, with the crap, and the cup, and the girl(s)
February 25, 2008 at 8:51 pm
“Cupping is not only traditionally practised in China and Japan, it is also a traditional healing method in Arab cultures where it is called Al-hijamah.”
Wow! Are you saying that I could extend my life-span to the traditional length of 45 years!
February 25, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I want a penis shaped cup. That would be fun.
February 26, 2008 at 1:18 am
“Now that it has hit Hollywood, it will probably take over the world.”
All hail! Useless, painful, expensive procedures will dominate!
February 26, 2008 at 1:35 am
Are you horning?
February 26, 2008 at 4:39 pm
“… and, of course, soft tissue injuries.”
So, you’re saying I can get rid of a bruise or hickey by giving myself… a giant bruise or hickey?
February 27, 2008 at 11:58 am
Damn! You’ll never guess – I’ve been going so wrong! I’ve been using cups the wrong way up, and drinking liquid out of them . . . This makes so much more crap-based sense.
February 28, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Conspiracy theory; ice cream up tha butt. Chocolate obviously, and the rest is viral video history. Anyways, I’ll leave you with that. Some times a conspiracy theory is a good thing. It can help one live in a world without shit eating.
Cup-based science. Cup-based medicine. Snappy outro.
February 28, 2008 at 8:17 pm
It’s not real cupping. There should be leeches in there. Or maybe chocolate icecream. Or both.
February 29, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Ya know, when I think of cupping and Gwyneth Paltrow, something else came to mind.
March 2, 2008 at 7:22 pm
I knew my humors felt funny. How long until I can just get my doctor to prescribe a simple cupping routine, instead of pesky medicine that doesn’t work.
March 10, 2008 at 10:16 pm
I saw this being used as a “cure” for plague in a movie called The Devils. The barber-surgeons using it looked like actors in a bad porn movie…or so I’ve been told…I mean, I’ve never actually…never mind.
March 13, 2008 at 4:17 pm
What the flying fuck? It doesn’t hit you how extremely ludicrous (as opposed to just stupid) crap based medicine is until you see a novel one.
March 15, 2008 at 10:09 pm
At this point, I’d really thought I had seen everything out there in the world of stupid quack cures. This one is just amazing.
March 17, 2008 at 4:07 am
Don’t be so skeptical, you bunch of turds. I know that when my lady cups my balls I instantly feel better.
March 29, 2008 at 5:18 pm
This is wonderful! It totally goes with my rip-off scheme, sorry, business idea of Fang hang tong which is an energy-based hypochondriology method of holistic healing with tea cum natural whale-song memory. ooeee!
April 2, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Anything that Gwenie does _must_ be OK.
April 12, 2008 at 3:25 pm
As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really that’s all this is except that instead of sucking water, I’m sucking life. I’ve just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but . . . No, not to 100!
April 12, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Gwenie? Definitely not a “D” cup.
Eric Blair (George Orwell) wrote about this in “How the Poor Die.”
http://www.netcharles.com/orwell/essays/howpoordie.htm