My Cup Doth Runneth Over

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Eureka! and congratulations are in order, as I have discovered a new panacea, as I am busily crafting my latest treatise, I have temporarily entitled it ‘One Girl, One Cup’. Catchy title, dont you think?

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20 Responses to “My Cup Doth Runneth Over”

  1. Travis McDermott Says:

    Ooh. Back Hickies! I can think of a lot more fun way to get those.

  2. dhawk Says:

    I see what you did there, with the crap, and the cup, and the girl(s)

  3. Durnett Says:

    “Cupping is not only traditionally practised in China and Japan, it is also a traditional healing method in Arab cultures where it is called Al-hijamah.”

    Wow! Are you saying that I could extend my life-span to the traditional length of 45 years!

  4. Steven Says:

    I want a penis shaped cup. That would be fun.

  5. Mae Says:

    “Now that it has hit Hollywood, it will probably take over the world.”
    All hail! Useless, painful, expensive procedures will dominate!

  6. Dr. Phil McGraw Says:

    Are you horning?

  7. Kyle Says:

    “… and, of course, soft tissue injuries.”

    So, you’re saying I can get rid of a bruise or hickey by giving myself… a giant bruise or hickey?

  8. Redcoat Says:

    Damn! You’ll never guess – I’ve been going so wrong! I’ve been using cups the wrong way up, and drinking liquid out of them . . . This makes so much more crap-based sense.

  9. Quietthomas Says:

    Conspiracy theory; ice cream up tha butt. Chocolate obviously, and the rest is viral video history. Anyways, I’ll leave you with that. Some times a conspiracy theory is a good thing. It can help one live in a world without shit eating.

    Cup-based science. Cup-based medicine. Snappy outro.

  10. Stephanie in Louisville Says:

    It’s not real cupping. There should be leeches in there. Or maybe chocolate icecream. Or both.

  11. Dr. Johnny Dufus Says:

    Ya know, when I think of cupping and Gwyneth Paltrow, something else came to mind.

  12. Thom Gilligan Says:

    I knew my humors felt funny. How long until I can just get my doctor to prescribe a simple cupping routine, instead of pesky medicine that doesn’t work.

  13. Tia Harlowe Says:

    I saw this being used as a “cure” for plague in a movie called The Devils. The barber-surgeons using it looked like actors in a bad porn movie…or so I’ve been told…I mean, I’ve never actually…never mind.

  14. Lee Says:

    What the flying fuck? It doesn’t hit you how extremely ludicrous (as opposed to just stupid) crap based medicine is until you see a novel one.

  15. John Emerson's Foot Says:

    At this point, I’d really thought I had seen everything out there in the world of stupid quack cures. This one is just amazing.

  16. Skidoo Says:

    Don’t be so skeptical, you bunch of turds. I know that when my lady cups my balls I instantly feel better.

  17. ThoraAdams Says:

    This is wonderful! It totally goes with my rip-off scheme, sorry, business idea of Fang hang tong which is an energy-based hypochondriology method of holistic healing with tea cum natural whale-song memory. ooeee!

  18. GimpyEstrada Says:

    Anything that Gwenie does _must_ be OK.

  19. rob Says:

    As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really that’s all this is except that instead of sucking water, I’m sucking life. I’ve just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but . . . No, not to 100!

  20. Dr. C. Says:

    Gwenie? Definitely not a “D” cup.

    Eric Blair (George Orwell) wrote about this in “How the Poor Die.”

    http://www.netcharles.com/orwell/essays/howpoordie.htm

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