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By: Dr. Nancy Malik

Dr. Nancy Malik — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:58:55 +0000

Real (homeopathic) medicine cures even when Conventional Allopathic Medicine (CAM) fails

By: Seathrun O Coileain

Seathrun O Coileain — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 04:27:06 +0000

Okay, after the fifth screen I gave up. I’ll just get a glass of water from the faucet and be done with it.

By: J Smith

J Smith — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:11:20 +0000

Apparently, phosphorous will cure my sexual mania and frequent urge to seek solitude whilst masturbating, but not my dribbling semen.
Why am I suddenly picturing sailors with basketballs? Hmmm, wonder if there’s a cure for that?

By: meursalt

meursalt — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:59:25 +0000

I posted my symptoms for a minor staph infection and tinea pedis, and got a great recommendation: Mercury! Apparently it doesn’t cause autism when used in 2X dilution to treat infection. The logic, paraphrased in much shorter form, is thus:

Abcesses and and ringworm bear a superficial resemblance to syphilis lesions. Mercury poisoning can manifest lesions which also resemble syphilis. Therefore, a teeny tiny bit of mercury cures skin infections. QED.

I’m going right out to pick up a thermometer and lots and lots of water. I’m so happy that abchomeopathy.com is giving responsible medical advice to those of us in need. They were even kind enough to provide a link where I can buy homeopathic Mercurius Vivus “pellets” in case I’m not comfortable preparing the dilution personally. Thanks, abchomeopathy.com!

By: Transplanted Lawyer

Transplanted Lawyer — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:24:42 +0000

I described the symptoms of acute appendicitis and was told to take sulfur.

By: Sampson

Sampson — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:22:31 +0000

OMG, what a load of crap. They recommend Pulsatilla Nigricans for my ‘Back Pain; Morning’, but not for ‘Back Pain; Aching; Morning’. So, it works as long as the pain isn’t an ache.

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By: BigFrankieC

BigFrankieC — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:05:12 +0000

It would seem that getting punched in the throat can be helped with some good old, Lachesis.

For my own medical advice, try an outward block. This prevents the throat punching in the first place. …though it is comforting to know that drinking some Lachesis will fix me right up, while I choke to death on my own crushed larynx.

By: Nicky Nocky Noo

Nicky Nocky Noo — Wed, 14 May 2008 07:08:29 +0000

Seems all that night time P**** head jerking will be fixed by a molecule of Phosphorus in the local swimming pool, and joy upon joy it will stop my pubic hair dropping out.

By: waltdakind

waltdakind — Tue, 13 May 2008 22:45:38 +0000

I wondered what it could do for the effects of alcohol.
Rather than going for their cure for Insanity, in Alcoholics
I decided to go with General Affects of Alcohol –> Brandy
Many treatments listed but top three were Sulphur, Opium and Nux Vomica!