Jenny McCarthy’s Crap-Based Hypocrisy

By Dr. Sexy, M.D.

My apologies for my long absence from Crap-Based Medicine. I spent that time coming to terms with how Jenny McCarthy could say this:

Mercury is the second worst neurotoxin on the planet, and that’s a fact. Get it out of our shots!

and then this:

I love [the possibly first worst neurotoxin on the planet injected into my fucking face], I absolutely love it. I get it minimally, so I can still move my face. But I really do think it’s a savior.

Jenny McCarthy, you’re a fucking idiot.

12 Responses to “Jenny McCarthy’s Crap-Based Hypocrisy”

  1. barry21 Says:

    There’s a word for people who act in contradiction to their stated beliefs, but it’s not vulgar enough to apply to this bit of fucking stupidity.

  2. Mike Says:

    Oh my… She is an army of idiots. Love it.

  3. Durnett Says:

    I’m sorry that we can’t hear more from Dr. McCarthy. I would really like to learn more about her ranking of neurotoxins and her many facts.

    I’m glad to see that she has found a good use for one of the neurotoxins in her life. I would like to suggest that, if it is good for your face, then it would obviously be good for your brain. This is chance for Dr. McCarthy to test a whole new area of medicine for the benefit of all humanity!

  4. Bevans Says:

    So, if there was a vaccine that you injected into your face, she would support it?

    Why am I trying to use logic to analyze this?

  5. GimpyEstrada Says:

    Dr. Sexy, when are we going to have a vaccine for stupid. And when are we going to be able to jamb it into Ms McCarthy’s thick fraking skull.

  6. Scientizzle Says:

    Green Our Vainglorious Face-Paralyzing Bacterial Neurotoxin Injections?

  7. anti-botox Says:

    Wow! This post is 1st on Google when you try “Jenny McCarthy fucking idiot”

    I just love crap-based medecine !
    Thank you Rebecca for ranking McCarthy this high on the list of the fucking idiots

  8. anti-botox Says:

    Needless to say, I mean “Dr. Sexy”. I don’t know who the hell is this Rebecca…

  9. Mister Mykie Says:

    Well hang on…let’s give her a break.
    Maybe she just…erm…maybe she was thinking…erm…
    I got nothing, the woman is as thick as pig shit.

  10. mjr256 Says:

    The woman must be stopped. http://www.stopjenny.com

  11. Syn Says:

    You didn’t mention the name of the toxin is BOTOX, for those who might not know, did you ? I heard it from you in the skeptic’s guide. Big fan of SGU here !

  12. Dr. Balls, M.D. Says:

    Dr. Sexy, M.D. is my hero.

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