Homeopathy Never Looked So Good

February 13, 2011 by

To argue against the clinical evidence of homeopathy is laughable.  MU HA HA ha ha ha HA HA!! 

Just ask homeopathy’s most eloquent, cogent, and brightest voice of reason – BANDERSHOT!  He is homeopathy’s de-facto leader via the internet – and homeopathy never looked so good!

Snake Oil is NOT Quackery!!!

February 7, 2011 by

It is good to have me back, once again gracing the pages of this auspicious peer-reviewed blog.  Enough chit-chat, I must get back to servicing humanity. So follow your doctor’s orders and visit this website singing the praises of our most modern-day Snake Oil Salesman.   And If I might remind you, he recommends his treatments for autism. And as he will educate you … snake oil is NOT quackery!!  So back up skeptics, sit down, and close your mouths … forever.

Bump Bump … Bump Bump …

February 7, 2011 by

A heartbeat? Is it possible this blog might be coming back to life?

Jenny McCarthy’s Crap-Based Hypocrisy

March 4, 2009 by

My apologies for my long absence from Crap-Based Medicine. I spent that time coming to terms with how Jenny McCarthy could say this:

Mercury is the second worst neurotoxin on the planet, and that’s a fact. Get it out of our shots!

and then this:

I love [the possibly first worst neurotoxin on the planet injected into my fucking face], I absolutely love it. I get it minimally, so I can still move my face. But I really do think it’s a savior.

Jenny McCarthy, you’re a fucking idiot.

Quantum Touch

August 7, 2008 by

Here’s an idea. Let’s say you come up with a bullshit con that only requires you to wave your sweaty, hairy palms over someone’s bum knee before you declare their energies healed and charge them $500. Let’s say you call it “Therapeutic Touch.” Let’s say an 11-year old proves that you’re full of shit. WHAT DO YOU DO? Read the rest of this entry »

Magnet Therapy: Does it Work?

July 3, 2008 by

Do magnets affect the iron in your blood, increasing circulation and bettering your health? Well, tell me this: Read the rest of this entry »

Do Vaccines Cause Autism?

May 22, 2008 by

Our crack team of scienticians have investigated. Read on for the full report.

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Crap-Based Mailbag

April 17, 2008 by

Nothing Sacred Says:
April 17, 2008 at 2:12 am

Can we give suggestions? I found this crap today: http://www.advancedhealthplan.com/ Why is it that the alternative health people who supposedly have all the answers have the crappiest websites?

The answer to your first question is: yes. The answer to your second question is complex and must be answered in stages. Stage 1 is an intensive study to determine the veracity of the assumption behind the question. The results of this study (conducted by the Crap-Based Medicine team) follow. Read the rest of this entry »

Oh Dear, an Update.

April 12, 2008 by

It has come to our attention that readers are demanding updates to Crap-Based Medicine. On behalf of my esteemed colleagues, I’d like to point out that crap-based medicine in general has been updated very little in the past several centuries, so why should you expect any different?

Wait. That’s not true. Read the rest of this entry »


March 13, 2008 by

All you need pounded into your thick skull is this:  “Phrenology is a true science, which is there to benefit humanity.” (click here)

Please Participate In This Trial

March 4, 2008 by

I am conducting an official, scientifically verifiable, and undoubtedly, brilliant study.  Click on this site, enter your symptoms, view the results, and report back on your findings so that I can incorporate the data into the study. 

My Cup Doth Runneth Over

February 25, 2008 by

Eureka! and congratulations are in order, as I have discovered a new panacea, as I am busily crafting my latest treatise, I have temporarily entitled it ‘One Girl, One Cup’. Catchy title, dont you think?

Light Eating

February 19, 2008 by

So many have said to me “Good Doctor Sir, recommend the best diet.”  My decades of reserach into nutrition has yielded The Perfect Diet

Tea And Crumpets

February 14, 2008 by

My esteemed colleagues, please read my most recent white paper entitled  “I Just Shit My Pants” as it explores the latest trends in colon cleansing and chocolate milk enemas. 

The Doctor Is ‘In’

February 14, 2008 by

Many thanks to the cheeky lass that has developed the perfect home for a blog of my quality and station.

Now I shall inject that grey, oozy organ between your ears with my warm pearls of wisdom – Read this fine treatise on the benefits of coffee enemas.

We are all Heath Ledger.

February 14, 2008 by

Bill Maher says prescription drugs are evil because beloved Hollywood hunks can OD on them, so we should all just take “natural” remedies like tulip petals and bark. I agree. And do you know what else is all-natural?

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Breaking news on homeopathy!

February 7, 2008 by

This hot news item just came in on the wire, concerning homeopathy: Read the rest of this entry »


January 31, 2008 by

Take that, Steve.