Eureka! and congratulations are in order, as I have discovered a new panacea, as I am busily crafting my latest treatise, I have temporarily entitled it ‘One Girl, One Cup’. Catchy title, dont you think?
Archive for February, 2008
So many have said to me “Good Doctor Sir, recommend the best diet.” My decades of reserach into nutrition has yielded The Perfect Diet.
My esteemed colleagues, please read my most recent white paper entitled “I Just Shit My Pants” as it explores the latest trends in colon cleansing and chocolate milk enemas.
Many thanks to the cheeky lass that has developed the perfect home for a blog of my quality and station.
Now I shall inject that grey, oozy organ between your ears with my warm pearls of wisdom – Read this fine treatise on the benefits of coffee enemas.
Bill Maher says prescription drugs are evil because beloved Hollywood hunks can OD on them, so we should all just take “natural” remedies like tulip petals and bark. I agree. And do you know what else is all-natural?