Sonofabitch, I wish I had read this post before I posted on the coffee enema entry. So they’re using chocolate milk now? How the hell do they keep coming up with new things to shove up their butts? Is it just one guy looking in his fridge and trying one liquid at a time? Will he eventually move onto more solid foodstuffs like mustard? (And in this context, does “foodstuffs” take on a whole new meaning?)
MarshallDog, Sir, you obviously know nothing of the human colon as apposed to me who has studied it up close for 3 decades. Mustard was experimented with in 72 by Dr. Jumpin Jiminy III and he concluded the following. Yellow variations, although tasty with head cheese on rye, has no place in the ass. The more refined brown or Indian mustards tended to please the patient and were able to cure most cases of “Swamp Ass.” But the mother lode of mustards is of course Grey Poupon who’s name came directly from Dr. Jiminy’s research laboratory. This colon treatment is widely appreciated in Germany.
Thank you for the info, Dr. Prof., but if Grey Poupon were the most effective enema, why is it mostly available in glass jars as opposed to handier squeeze bottles? Clearly the marketing is behind the science on this one.
Would it be straying too far from this blog’s topic to consider urine-based medicine? Or is that another blog altogether? I see a great book on this topic available at Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/29el67 Too nauseating to actually read, but the title is inspiring.
Would it be straying too far from this blog’s topic to consider urine-based medicine?
Piss medicine would figuratively be very crapbased indeed.
It would physically be close.
BTW from dangblog’s link a couple of titles:
“Golden Fountain : The Complete Guide to Urine Therapy”
“The Water of Life: A Treatise on Urine Therapy”
“Ancient Secret of the Fountain of Youth: Book 1 ”
Your Own Perfect Medicine: The Incredible Proven Natural Miracle Cure that Medical Science Has Never Revealed!
“Your Own Perfect Medicine: The Incredible Proven Natural Miracle Cure that Medical Science Has Never Revealed! “