The Doctor Is ‘In’


Many thanks to the cheeky lass that has developed the perfect home for a blog of my quality and station.

Now I shall inject that grey, oozy organ between your ears with my warm pearls of wisdom – Read this fine treatise on the benefits of coffee enemas.


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11 Responses to “The Doctor Is ‘In’”

  1. hongkongmilktea Says:

    I have a friend who does it twice a year to prevent colon cancer, which happened to many of her relatives from her dad’s side. When I first heard it, I thought she was joking and asked if cappuccino would work and if she take cream or sugar. (sorry! couldn’t resist.)
    Note that they are all pianists. Maybe it is the long hours of sitting on the bench practicing and the lack of exercise.

  2. MarshallDog Says:

    I really wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time, find the person who first thought shoving coffee up your ass is good for a healthy lifestyle and hit him over the head with a shovel. Is that person maybe sitting in his mansion with millions of dollars thinking about all those people self enema-ing and laughing maniacally to himself? This has to be the most pervertedly evil of all the alternative medicine movements. It’s horrible thinking about people avoiding medicine in favor of this treatment… and at the same time I find myself disturbingly amused.

  3. Rune from Oslo Says:

    A pal of mine says Janet Jackson swears by this,
    If a member of the Jackson family vouches for this, who are we mere mortals to say otherwise ?

  4. Dick Says:

    Crap + Coffee = win?

  5. Brianimator Says:

    I love the tags listed above: coffee, enema, oozy, organ. Sounds like a good night in the Dutch red light district, if you ask me.

  6. Lone Wolf Says:

    Coffee in the ass? Wrong hole dumb ass, it goes in the other side.

  7. George Q. Gooseberry Says:

    Many people try this technique and have miserable results. The mistake they are making is just taking off-the-shelf Folgers coffee and expecting it to work. You need coffee that is 100% organic and also blessed by a Rabbi, otherwise you’re just wasting your time.

  8. Cameron Says:

    Would coffee pods work?

  9. Steven Says:

    Anyone else reminded of that clip from Austin Power?

    C’mon you know the one I mean.

  10. ThoraAdams Says:

    I know where these anally oriented coffee-lovers got their knowledge. From UFO-abductees that learnt this from their captors’ (the mighty benevolent Woowoos from planet Crap) anal probing. Sorry, I have to go!

  11. famulus Says:

    Note that the site insists that, when brewing the coffee, one must use organic, bleach-free coffee filters. Because it matters so much that you not flush toxins up your intestines.

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