Eureka! and congratulations are in order, as I have discovered a new panacea, as I am busily crafting my latest treatise, I have temporarily entitled it ‘One Girl, One Cup’. Catchy title, dont you think?
Conspiracy theory; ice cream up tha butt. Chocolate obviously, and the rest is viral video history. Anyways, I’ll leave you with that. Some times a conspiracy theory is a good thing. It can help one live in a world without shit eating.
I saw this being used as a “cure” for plague in a movie called The Devils. The barber-surgeons using it looked like actors in a bad porn movie…or so I’ve been told…I mean, I’ve never actually…never mind.
This is wonderful! It totally goes with my rip-off scheme, sorry, business idea of Fang hang tong which is an energy-based hypochondriology method of holistic healing with tea cum natural whale-song memory. ooeee!
As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really that’s all this is except that instead of sucking water, I’m sucking life. I’ve just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but . . . No, not to 100!