Archive for the ‘Alternative Medicine’ Category

Jenny McCarthy’s Crap-Based Hypocrisy

March 4, 2009

My apologies for my long absence from Crap-Based Medicine. I spent that time coming to terms with how Jenny McCarthy could say this:

Mercury is the second worst neurotoxin on the planet, and that’s a fact. Get it out of our shots!

and then this:

I love [the possibly first worst neurotoxin on the planet injected into my fucking face], I absolutely love it. I get it minimally, so I can still move my face. But I really do think it’s a savior.

Jenny McCarthy, you’re a fucking idiot.

Quantum Touch

August 7, 2008

Here’s an idea. Let’s say you come up with a bullshit con that only requires you to wave your sweaty, hairy palms over someone’s bum knee before you declare their energies healed and charge them $500. Let’s say you call it “Therapeutic Touch.” Let’s say an 11-year old proves that you’re full of shit. WHAT DO YOU DO? (more…)

Magnet Therapy: Does it Work?

July 3, 2008

Do magnets affect the iron in your blood, increasing circulation and bettering your health? Well, tell me this: (more…)

Do Vaccines Cause Autism?

May 22, 2008

Our crack team of scienticians have investigated. Read on for the full report.

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Skullduggery!

March 13, 2008

All you need pounded into your thick skull is this:  “Phrenology is a true science, which is there to benefit humanity.” (click here)

My Cup Doth Runneth Over

February 25, 2008

Eureka! and congratulations are in order, as I have discovered a new panacea, as I am busily crafting my latest treatise, I have temporarily entitled it ‘One Girl, One Cup’. Catchy title, dont you think?

Tea And Crumpets

February 14, 2008

My esteemed colleagues, please read my most recent white paper entitled  “I Just Shit My Pants” as it explores the latest trends in colon cleansing and chocolate milk enemas. 

We are all Heath Ledger.

February 14, 2008

Bill Maher says prescription drugs are evil because beloved Hollywood hunks can OD on them, so we should all just take “natural” remedies like tulip petals and bark. I agree. And do you know what else is all-natural?

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