Archive for the ‘crap’ Category

Quantum Touch

August 7, 2008

Here’s an idea. Let’s say you come up with a bullshit con that only requires you to wave your sweaty, hairy palms over someone’s bum knee before you declare their energies healed and charge them $500. Let’s say you call it “Therapeutic Touch.” Let’s say an 11-year old proves that you’re full of shit. WHAT DO YOU DO? (more…)

Magnet Therapy: Does it Work?

July 3, 2008

Do magnets affect the iron in your blood, increasing circulation and bettering your health? Well, tell me this: (more…)

Do Vaccines Cause Autism?

May 22, 2008

Our crack team of scienticians have investigated. Read on for the full report.

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Crap-Based Mailbag

April 17, 2008

Nothing Sacred Says:
April 17, 2008 at 2:12 am

Can we give suggestions? I found this crap today: http://www.advancedhealthplan.com/ Why is it that the alternative health people who supposedly have all the answers have the crappiest websites?

The answer to your first question is: yes. The answer to your second question is complex and must be answered in stages. Stage 1 is an intensive study to determine the veracity of the assumption behind the question. The results of this study (conducted by the Crap-Based Medicine team) follow. (more…)