So many have said to me “Good Doctor Sir, recommend the best diet.” My decades of reserach into nutrition has yielded The Perfect Diet.
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Crap-Based Medicine 
February 19, 2008 at 4:57 pm |
Jeez – and I really did think I’d seen it all, or at least most of it. Wrong again.
My new Stupidarian diet is based around the sustaining power of the photo-enema. If you’re going to have your head up your ass you might as well take a flashlight.
February 19, 2008 at 9:03 pm |
The author’s new website is no longer active. I’ll bet he died, and then after his mom closed out his checking account, the hosting company shut him down. I’ll also be he died after he went jogging and was breathing really hard, and exploded.
February 20, 2008 at 2:59 am |
It sounds like science to me.
I have stopped eating now. Wait… now.
OK, now.
February 20, 2008 at 4:00 am |
Is “Sound Diet” possible?
February 20, 2008 at 6:31 am |
Wow, I guess that spells trouble for the people in the Arctic in summer. 24/7 sunlight means 24/7 food!!!. Bring a big hat, or you’ll be fat in no time!
February 20, 2008 at 8:02 am |
Brilliant! Why didn’t I think of this? Not eating, so simple!
“The DNA itself in its deepest form is a combination of sounds”
I wonder if natural selection has taken care of this guy yet.
February 20, 2008 at 5:31 pm |
Just when one thinks the wackos have taken things as far as possible, one finds one’s faith renewed.
One’s faith in humanity’s ability to amuse itself, that is.
— david
February 20, 2008 at 7:45 pm |
A diet with the extra benefits of removing idiots from the gene pool.
I am all for it.
February 20, 2008 at 9:06 pm |
You know, its all about how you prepare the food. Pure light fried in peanut oil is still filled with trans-fats.
February 20, 2008 at 10:04 pm |
Crap Based Diet 🙂
February 21, 2008 at 9:51 pm |
I’m allergic to air. Is there an alternative you can recommend? Perhaps soy-based?
February 21, 2008 at 11:10 pm |
Oh wow! I didn’t know humans were photosynthetic!
February 22, 2008 at 12:53 am |
This is truly the Ultimate Weight Loss Solution.
February 22, 2008 at 9:15 pm |
do they become green after a while??
February 25, 2008 at 5:56 am |
Let me guess…BACON AND EGGS? COOKIES???? COME ON OWN UP! ITS COOKIES! RIGHT!?…sorry..I like cookies
February 25, 2008 at 6:20 am |
“sign my guestbook year 2003!”
Guess he didn’t make it to 2004…
March 17, 2008 at 4:01 am |
So, if you’re hungry, avoid that afternoon snack and just stare directly at the sun for a few minutes. It might not taste as good as a Snickers, but clearly the evidence shows that it’s more healthy.
April 2, 2008 at 1:49 pm |
I am stunned, I just can’t believe how stupid people can actually be.
Just when you think you’ve seen the absolute stupidest, they up the ante and crap out more stupid.
April 11, 2008 at 9:46 pm |
Perhaps being an old hippie from the sixties has something to do with it. I’ve actually HEARD of all the weird crap-based stuff listed so far. I have friends who still practice some of it. However, the Breath-airhead-ians are necessarily short lived. Hopefully, they didn’t breed.
April 12, 2008 at 2:10 pm |
ROTFLMAO!
I consider my day saved. 😀
April 12, 2008 at 3:56 pm |
This “Jasmuheen” fraud is a veritable gold mine of crap medicine.
July 4, 2008 at 10:23 am |
On this diet…you will be freed from the slavery of food for, well, the rest of your life.
October 22, 2009 at 2:40 pm |
You have a list of strings. ,