To argue against the clinical evidence of homeopathy is laughable. MU HA HA ha ha ha HA HA!!
Just ask homeopathy’s most eloquent, cogent, and brightest voice of reason – BANDERSHOT! He is homeopathy’s de-facto leader via the internet – and homeopathy never looked so good!
It is good to have me back, once again gracing the pages of this auspicious peer-reviewed blog. Enough chit-chat, I must get back to servicing humanity. So follow your doctor’s orders and visit this website singing the praises of our most modern-day Snake Oil Salesman. And If I might remind you, he recommends his treatments for autism. And as he will educate you … snake oil is NOT quackery!! So back up skeptics, sit down, and close your mouths … forever.
A heartbeat? Is it possible this blog might be coming back to life?
My apologies for my long absence from Crap-Based Medicine. I spent that time coming to terms with how Jenny McCarthy could say this:
Mercury is the second worst neurotoxin on the planet, and that’s a fact. Get it out of our shots!
and then this:
I love [the possibly first worst neurotoxin on the planet injected into my fucking face], I absolutely love it. I get it minimally, so I can still move my face. But I really do think it’s a savior.
Jenny McCarthy, you’re a fucking idiot.
Here’s an idea. Let’s say you come up with a bullshit con that only requires you to wave your sweaty, hairy palms over someone’s bum knee before you declare their energies healed and charge them $500. Let’s say you call it “Therapeutic Touch.” Let’s say an 11-year old proves that you’re full of shit. WHAT DO YOU DO? Read the rest of this entry »
Do magnets affect the iron in your blood, increasing circulation and bettering your health? Well, tell me this: Read the rest of this entry »
Our crack team of scienticians have investigated. Read on for the full report.
Nothing Sacred Says:
April 17, 2008 at 2:12 amCan we give suggestions? I found this crap today: http://www.advancedhealthplan.com/ Why is it that the alternative health people who supposedly have all the answers have the crappiest websites?
The answer to your first question is: yes. The answer to your second question is complex and must be answered in stages. Stage 1 is an intensive study to determine the veracity of the assumption behind the question. The results of this study (conducted by the Crap-Based Medicine team) follow. Read the rest of this entry »
It has come to our attention that readers are demanding updates to Crap-Based Medicine. On behalf of my esteemed colleagues, I’d like to point out that crap-based medicine in general has been updated very little in the past several centuries, so why should you expect any different?
Wait. That’s not true. Read the rest of this entry »
All you need pounded into your thick skull is this: “Phrenology is a true science, which is there to benefit humanity.” (click here)
I am conducting an official, scientifically verifiable, and undoubtedly, brilliant study. Click on this site, enter your symptoms, view the results, and report back on your findings so that I can incorporate the data into the study.
Eureka! and congratulations are in order, as I have discovered a new panacea, as I am busily crafting my latest treatise, I have temporarily entitled it ‘One Girl, One Cup’. Catchy title, dont you think?
So many have said to me “Good Doctor Sir, recommend the best diet.” My decades of reserach into nutrition has yielded The Perfect Diet.
My esteemed colleagues, please read my most recent white paper entitled “I Just Shit My Pants” as it explores the latest trends in colon cleansing and chocolate milk enemas.
Many thanks to the cheeky lass that has developed the perfect home for a blog of my quality and station.
Now I shall inject that grey, oozy organ between your ears with my warm pearls of wisdom – Read this fine treatise on the benefits of coffee enemas.
Bill Maher says prescription drugs are evil because beloved Hollywood hunks can OD on them, so we should all just take “natural” remedies like tulip petals and bark. I agree. And do you know what else is all-natural?
This hot news item just came in on the wire, concerning homeopathy: Read the rest of this entry »
Take that, Steve.
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